I think I'm slowly getting the hang of this thing. It only took me about 2000+ posts. ...Now I just gotta go back and tag everything properly. Great.

Why do I have a tumblr you ask? Because everyone else has one and is posting their naughty art here instead of where it belongs: ON DEVIANT ART!

So yes, I use this mostly for reblogging fun stuff I find, as well as uploading snippets of my own artwork here and there.

 

comebackintoyou:

twerkingforlucifer:

Degrees of Emotion
It annoys me to no end when people have a bad day and talk about howdepressed" they are. So, I made some emotional scales. These show the extremes of emotions and the most minimal state of the emotion. 

love this!

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

smellestine:

I really love this song. It makes me want to write something in for a guy falling for Svetlana fully aware of how dangerous she is.

Played 3,420,347 times

carryonmy-assbutt:

cancerianstargazer:

d-and-s-winchester:

katterpon:

crimunals:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

Please don’t send this to your teacher

PLEASE DO SEND HIS TO YOUR TEACHER

WHY WOULD YOU SAY DON’T SEND THIS TO YOUR TEACHER BEFORE SAYING DON’T SEND THIS TO YOUR PARENTS

(Source: denielsharman)

(Source: dualchainz)

ladyflamethrower:

Just a reminder to all of you that Sten’s voice actor…

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Looks like this:

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And he has also voiced the princes for a good chunk of every Barbie movie in existence.

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Sten is a Barbie prince and I cannot un-imagine it. 

The end.

ATTENTION LGBTQ YOUTH IN TEXAS:

usedempyrealthunder:

lezbian-chic:

Governor elections are coming up really soon.

Your main tickets are:

Tx. attorney general Greg Abbott (R)

Senator Wendy Davis (D)


Abbott is for “traditional values” AKA against gay rights.

Davis is all for LGBTQ rights.

IF WENDY DAVIS IS ELECTED TEXAS MAY FINALLY LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE BY NEXT YEAR.

ALL WE NEED TO DO IS VOTE!!!!!


REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES

She also stands for women’s rights and will fight for them, in case people have already forgotten her name.

maqqy96:

Gonna go see GotG finally! And I have NO CLUE what it’s about! Yay, adventure!

Sadly, no movie was had. For some reason the only showtimes they had were just when we finished dinner, and 10:30 at night (which my dad is too old to stay up for).

We’re gonna try again on Saturday.

IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Waited Until My Wedding Night to Lose My Virginity and I Wish I Hadn't

At the age of 10, I took a pledge at my church alongside a group of other girls to remain a virgin until marriage. Yes, you read that right — I was 10 years old.

The church taught me that sex was for married people. Extramarital sex was sinful and dirty and I would go to Hell if I did it. I learned that as a girl, I had a responsibility to my future husband to remain pure for him. It was entirely possible that my future husband wouldn’t remain pure for me, because he didn’t have that same responsibility, according to the Bible. And of course, because I was a Christian, I would forgive him for his past transgressions and fully give myself to him, body and soul.  
 
Once I got married, it would be my duty to fulfill my husband’s sexual needs. I was told over and over again, so many times I lost count, that if I remained pure, my marriage would be blessed by God and if I didn’t that it would fall apart and end in tragic divorce.
It became my entire identity by the time I hit my teen years. When I met my then boyfriend-now husband, I told him right away that I was saving myself for marriage and he was fine with that because it was my body, my choice and he loved me.
 
We were together for six years before we got married. Any time we did anything remotely sexual, guilt overwhelmed me. I wondered where the line was because I was terrified to cross it. Was he allowed to touch my breasts? Could we look at each other naked? I didn’t know what was considered sexual enough to condemn my future marriage and send me straight to Hell.
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(Source: misandry-mermaid)

Gonna go see GotG finally! And I have NO CLUE what it’s about! Yay, adventure!

millilicious:

beltaguise:

timeout-psii:

So to those that might not get many asks or just dont know what pose they might want to do here is the Palette-Pose Maker!!

Palette: [x]
Poses: a/b/c/d/e/f/g/h

And I think it goes without saying that if you get a number+letter that dont exist pick again!

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE TOP PART OR THE CREDITS

Gonna add this to the list of art challenges I’ll never get around to doing, but will feel slightly guilty about when I see it on my dash again.

aaahghghh this is brilliant!

(Source: actualldave)

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this